msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

(via sniffing)

dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

image

(via humorking)

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

(via humorking)

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

(Source: zachsgay, via greetings)

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

(via sniffing)

(Source: the-pitch-black, via oknope)

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

image

(via sniffing)

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(via humorking)

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck, via humorking)